I'm No David Williams

Not only haven't I performed in a S&M pornographic movie, and I'm not a cheating Tournament Magic: The Gathering Player. But I also can't lay down a set.

For any of you that watch UPC: Cash Poker, David Williams was in position against two other players. He had pocket 10s. I don't remember the flop, but he flopped a set. Player A (a hyper aggressive player) flopped a straight draw. He bet out, Player B flopped the straight. He pushes all-in for about $20K. David Williams has a look of complete shock on his face. He takes a couple of seconds then mucks it. Player A folds as well and David Williams had to wait until it airs to know he made a great laydown.

Had a similiar situation (different position) happen last night at a .10/.25NL (6max).

Full Tilt Poker Game #1902507686: Table Jeanne (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:43:55 ET - 2007/03/02
Seat 1: pmpdaddyred ($46.75)
Seat 2: Leviathan101 ($66.65)
Seat 3: TruePlayya ($24.40)
Seat 4: KULakester ($48.60), is sitting out
Seat 5: Unimpressed ($16.85) (I bought in for $15 and fluctuated btwn $10-$20)
Seat 6: Johnam ($21.10)
Unimpressed posts the small blind of $0.10
Johnam posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Unimpressed [4s 4d]
pmpdaddyred calls $0.25
Leviathan101 folds
TruePlayya calls $0.25
Unimpressed calls $0.15
Johnam raises to $0.50 - I seriously hate the min raise?
pmpdaddyred calls $0.25
TruePlayya calls $0.25
Unimpressed calls $0.25
*** FLOP *** [7s 3h 4c] - SWEET.
Unimpressed checks
Johnam bets $1
pmpdaddyred raises to $4
TruePlayya calls $4
Unimpressed raises to $16.35, and is all in
Johnam raises to $20.60, and is all in
pmpdaddyred folds
TruePlayya: YES
TruePlayya: shipit - Never mock on Full Tilt.
TruePlayya: sexy
TruePlayya calls $16.60
Johnam shows [Ac As]
TruePlayya shows [6s 5s]
Unimpressed shows [4s 4d]
*** TURN *** [7s 3h 4c] [7h] - Oh the seven, how I love thee! no 7 no ace, no 7 no ace!
*** RIVER *** [7s 3h 4c 7h] [9h]
Johnam shows two pair, Aces and Sevens
TruePlayya shows a straight, Seven high
TruePlayya wins the side pot ($8.25) with a straight, Seven high
Unimpressed shows a full house, Fours full of Sevens
Unimpressed wins the main pot ($52.30) with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
pmpdaddyred: hahaha
Unimpressed: Or not.
Johnam is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $63.55 Main pot $55.05. Side pot $8.50. Rake $3
Board: [7s 3h 4c 7h 9h]
Seat 1: pmpdaddyred folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Leviathan101 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: TruePlayya (button) showed [6s 5s] and won ($8.25) with a straight, Seven high
Seat 4: KULakester is sitting out
Seat 5: Unimpressed (small blind) showed [4s 4d] and won ($52.30) with a full house, Fours full of Sevens
Seat 6: Johnam (big blind) showed [Ac As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens

So for those monitoring my diet. I've lost 20.5 lbs since the new year.

For those watching my bankroll, I've turned my $20 into $375 (that also takes into consideration the $50 I transferred to a friend who gave me cash in person).