I know ZERO about Nascar

But I decided to create a "fantasy auto racing team" and I created this group. Feel free to join.

Group Name: I know ZERO about Nascar
Group ID: 38034
Group Pass: nascar

FYI, when joining it asks for group ID not group name.

I Almost Feel Bad...

... Almost. This poor guy (imthothor). He's been playing relatively tight. VP$P about 25% at a full table. Max buy-in is $25, he has $47. I have a $21 after buying in for $10. I've been playing pretty straight forward Tight aggressive. I jumped back up to the .10/.25 recently, after spending some time at the .05/.10. One difference between the two is "players/flop." At the lowest limit, you can easily find 45% at a full table. People just messing around. Jump up one level and that drops down to about 25%-30%. I jumped into this table because it had the high side of 33%. It had a lower # of hands which meant it wasn't a short handed table that just filled up.

So I've been at the table for about an hour. Doubled my buy-in plus some (had about 25). I decide to call it a night, but then decide to play one more round. What do I do? I loosen up a bit. And I blow through some cash. I play a hand in late position and flop a set of 2s in the SB, no action. Very next hand, AA. No action. Tilting a bit since I'm down about 4 bucks. I decide to play one more round again. A mistake since I know I'm tilting a little.

I'm dealt A9 in the BB and just check with 2 other players in the pot. Flop is K96. I Bet it and take it. Get 22 in SB again, but it gets checked down. A Bet on the river and I fold. THen in late position, this hand comes up.

Full Tilt Poker Game #5246646390: Table Pacific Palisades - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:56:51 ET - 2008/02/13
Seat 1: Unimpressed ($21.30)
Seat 2: MAGTF ($14.40)
Seat 3: Muckaroo ($23.50)
Seat 4: Andy I ($7.95)
Seat 5: imthothor ($47.10)
Seat 6: MiStErZYX ($10.95)
Seat 7: Nick Acree ($7.75)
Seat 8: JDEBUCH23 ($14.40)
Seat 9: romadolce ($25)
Andy I posts the small blind of $0.10
imthothor posts the big blind of $0.25
5 seconds left to act
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Unimpressed [7d 9d]
MiStErZYX folds
Nick Acree folds
JDEBUCH23 folds
Unimpressed raises to $0.85 -Might as well try. I was kicking myself when I made this raise. Not horrible, since it folded to me, but why get out of line?
MAGTF folds
Muckaroo folds
Andy I has 15 seconds left to act
Andy I folds
imthothor raises to $1.45 -Min raise- tight player, I should let this go. He probably has something, he hasn't gotten out of line. I'm thinking to myself, FOLD FOLD.
Unimpressed calls $0.60 -Why? Not sure. I wish I could think of a reason, but I can't.
*** FLOP *** [9c 9h Ts] -GIN!!!
imthothor bets $1 -continuation bet.
Unimpressed raises to $6 -At least I get something
imthothor raises to $45.65, and is all in -WOW! For a split second, I'm thinking he's going to show A9 (though I know he wouldn't re-raise me with that). But I know I can't fold.
Unimpressed calls $13.85, and is all in -I know it FTP is going to show A9 or TT to teach me a lesson- don't call raises with crap hands!
imthothor shows [Kd Ks] - WOOT!!!
Unimpressed shows [7d 9d]
Uncalled bet of $25.80 returned to imthothor
*** TURN *** [9c 9h Ts] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [9c 9h Ts 2h] [Ac]
imthothor shows two pair, Kings and Nines
Unimpressed shows three of a kind, Nines
Unimpressed wins the pot ($40.60) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $42.70 Rake $2.10
Board: [9c 9h Ts 2h Ac]
Seat 1: Unimpressed showed [7d 9d] and won ($40.60) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: MAGTF didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: Muckaroo (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Andy I (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: imthothor (big blind) showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Nines
Seat 6: MiStErZYX didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Nick Acree didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: JDEBUCH23 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: romadolce is sitting out

Full Tilt once again rewards the donkeys!

I feel bad for imthothor. He lost about half his stack he had been building up playing solid poker. Eight hands later, he loses AQ to AK on an AKx board. He went from $45 to $.60. Ouch.

He managed to build it back up to 8. Then lost a big pot again, when he called a raise from the guy on his right with 33. Flop was Q7Q. Raisor bet out the minimum and imthothor re-raised to almost 3 bucks basically putting the guy all in. He calls (all but $.20). River is an 8. All the money goes in, the guy had A8. Loses 1/2 his stack. He's finally sent home, tilty. Limps with 22, that gets raised to 1 then re-raised to 3. imthothor called all-in, and is up against JJ.

Sometimes it's not your night. It may have seemed like mine, but after failing to cash in 2 11+1 turbo SnGs, I profit about $5.00 for the night.

-My name is Unimpressed, and I'm an donkaholic.

Nice Improvement.

We got it all in on the flop. I took the lead on the turn and took the super lead on the river.

King High Straight Flush

-My name is Unimpressed, and I'm an donkaholic.

The Next Rounders?

This actually looks like a good (funny) poker movie.

The Grand.



via: Wicked Chops Poker

-My name is Unimpressed, and I'm an donkaholic.

I May Suck At Poker...

...But I can fold Jacks like a pro.

Twice I've let them go this week preflop.

The first time was with two people raising and re-raising ahead of me. KK vs QQ.

The second time, a loose player raises 3x UTG, a tight player Re-raises to 3x that, UTG+2. I have JJ and am next to act. I think, then fold. Folds around to UTG who calls.

Flop is 7A7. Both check. I smell it there.
Turn is a J. Even at this point, I'm confident it was a good fold. UTG+1 bets out 1/2 the pot. UTG calls.
River is a 4. UTG+1 bets half the pot, the UTG folds and sure enough, UTG+1 shows AA.

Did I mention I'm ecstatic that the PATRIOTS LOST!!!!! SUCK IT!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

-My name is Unimpressed, and I'm an donkaholic.

That's Right!!!!

There is only ONE Perfect Season!

Tonight was the only highlight this season for a Dolphins Fan.